New Restaurant Lets you Pork your Pork

Beauty above, evil below...

Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo’s trendy Roppongi district is a true heart of darkness – a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.

Now, I know what you’re thinking – if I didn’t read about this in Japan’s respected Mainichi Daily News, I would not have believed it - and I’m not sure I want to believe it *.

The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to… “have their way” with the animal of their choice – which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!

"Does this mean you're not going to call me?"

Many readers were shocked by my recent article titled “Feast Like a Cannibal at the Human Banquet” in which a faux human body is prepared from dough, stuffed with the main course and then “operated” on to extract each diner’s portion. Weird, huh?

Well, this bizarre restaurant makes that look like tea and scones at your Aunt Bertha’s. As to the question on everyone’s lips… WHY???… the answer is, as always, money and what it will buy.

The erotic bakery can't top this...

Whether it’s in Japan, China or anywhere else, enough people with enough money create a critical mass that results in somebody providing the ultimate decadent experience. Tiger penises, monkey brains (spooned from live monkeys), and more – if you’ve got the right amount of cash then anything’s possible. Anything.

To quote a source who was a guest at the restaurant, “the appeal of the place just came about because some people have got a lot of money and have done everything else.” Still sure you want to get rich? Anyway, patrons pay up to 800,000 yen (around $7000) for the entire experience and must have an annual income of 20 million yen (about $175,000) to even get a peek at the restaurant menu. Once inside, through multple secured doorways, your dating & dining choices include chickens, dogs, pigs or goats – of either sex (just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse).

Ready for dinner?

So, if you’re bored with the cuisine and ambiance of the neighborhood restaurants, make a staggeringly high income and feel there’s nothing left to impress (or disgust) your friends with, this bizarre “pork your pork” restaurant may be just what you’ve been looking for.

Where else can you truly have your cake, eat it too, and earn a one-way pass to Satan’s cocktail bar for flaming drinks afterward – and for eternity?

Steve Levenstein
Japanese Innovations Writer

* (from Jitsuwa Knuckles via Mainichi News) This article is based on a transcribed story from the Mainichi Daily News that originally appeared in a Japanese language publication. Both InventorSpot and the Mainichi Daily News cannot be held responsible for the contents of the original article, nor can any assurances be made as to its accuracy or authenticity. Views expressed in this article are not necessarily those held by Best Uncensored or the Mainichi Daily News.